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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

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"It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger."

- Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via silencelikeadeath)

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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- Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via peachringslushie)

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